On the bright side, Gruden's schedule is now open to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show this year, so the NFL can endlessly promote and make money off him. Without Gruden, who else is possibly available to tell us that "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, to lick on these nuts and suck the dick"? Or that "you f*gs think its all a game"? Or, if we're lucky enough, maybe Gruden will let us know that "The bitch tried to gag me, so I had to kill her Yeah, straight hittin', now listen up and lemme tell you how I did it, Yo, I tied her to the bed, I was thinking the worst but yo I had to let my n*ggas fuck her first yeah, loaded up the 44 yo, then I straight smoked the ho'".
Because that message clearly needs to be promoted and sold to the next generation of viewers, and would make a great halftime performance by Gruden. All brought to you by Pepsi, of course.