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CT: Cancel Jeff Garlin!!!!!

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As I was riding up the elevator on Saturday night some Pitt fan took a deep whiff of his girlfriend’s (?) hair and whispered “You smell like a champion.” And I don’t think I’ll ever get that exchange out of my mind.
 
Update: my voice is still absolutely fucked, maybe worse than yesterday
 
DeaconCav06 said:
As I was riding up the elevator on Saturday night some Pitt fan took a deep whiff of his girlfriend’s (?) hair and whispered “You smell like a champion.” And I don’t think I’ll ever get that exchange out of my mind.
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I want to vomit.
 
Formal dinner - Friday
Tailgate fried chicken from Publix - Saturday

I also loaded up on turkey pot pie on Saturday for lunch.
 
DeaconCav06 said:
As I was riding up the elevator on Saturday night some Pitt fan took a deep whiff of his girlfriend’s (?) hair and whispered “You smell like a champion.” And I don’t think I’ll ever get that exchange out of my mind.
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If he was doing that to weird you out then it’s amazing. If he was doing it sincerely it’s still amazing, just in a much different way.
 
DeacDiggler said:
biff = knight?
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We've never been seen in the same place at the same time.

It's entirely possible that I've been able to meticulously divide my personality two halves: (1) an abrasive, unintelligent, asshole and (2) a perverted shit-monger hellbent on creating boards cohesion by generating silly memes about Mako's mom but ultimately failing to enjoy said fruits by having a job that is so fucking soul-sucking that I can't go to the arguably most important athletic event in my adult life whereat all my super cool eFriend-o's had awesome experiences.
 
Any of y'all's SO's ever gotten botox? This is what my wife wants for Christmas, and while I'm generally against the whole concept, I'm also generally for keeping my wife happy.
 
DeaconCav06 said:
As I was riding up the elevator on Saturday night some Pitt fan took a deep whiff of his girlfriend’s (?) hair and whispered “You smell like a champion.” And I don’t think I’ll ever get that exchange out of my mind.
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That's badass, haters gonna hate.
 
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Any of y'all's SO's ever gotten botox? This is what my wife wants for Christmas, and while I'm generally against the whole concept, I'm also generally for keeping my wife happy.
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Yeah my wife does it which I think is so dumb for someone who just turned 32. And it’s kind of a perpetual cycle once you start because it wears off after like 6 months or whatever. But it’s easier to just not get into it with her.
 
mako1331 said:
Any of y'all's SO's ever gotten botox? This is what my wife wants for Christmas, and while I'm generally against the whole concept, I'm also generally for keeping my wife happy.
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Tell her no. Once you get the fake look there’s no going back
 
My wife asked me about some face tightening technique last week and I just flat out told her no. Her issue is just acne and she can’t stop popping them instead of just letting it be
 
Like is there any way to look at Courtney Cox/Britney spears today and think whatever it is they did to their face was a good idea ?
 
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