Recent content by Townies Roommate

So I found imitation bed bugs on the internet two nights back and dropped one on my roommates mattress and he hasn't slept in 2 days. At what point do I tell him?

there's an app for that. Well a thread, really

lol

That's fine but can you please take down your re-enactment of Not only does it smell, but the fact that you take polaroids of lego figurines afterwards really freaks out anyone who comes by

I didn't think it was possible for a human being to masturbate in his room for 5 hours straight after hearing the news another man was fired

I think my sinuses are permanently damaged from the amount of chalk particles that are in the air of my abode. I've got this one roommate who's obsessed with making top 50 lists. Instead of using a computer like a normal person, he's got giant chalkboards on the walls in almost every room of...

So this guy I'm living with bought me a shirt because "he saw it and thought of me" which I guess is weird but OK, who doesn't like a new shirt? What is starting to freak me out is he has the exact same shirt and whenever he wears it he tries to get me to wear mine because "we'd be like twins."...