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Seems pretty lame for your s/o to lurk on the boards

This is why everyone should have an AR-15

I'm thinking about a career change. Maybe protection services. Coyotes are getting more and more aggressive

How much would it cost to fund a follow-up piece on where Chris Duhon's mom is working today?

Some of us feel abandoned by other board members

disappointing parodies are the worst

If you do not properly fear and respect your enemy, thats when you can unexpectedly start losing limbs.

I've been raised to believe that the best proposals come at the most unexpected and ordinary places, so I think when I'm ready to pop the question in a couple of years I think I'll do it while at the pump at Circle K or while at the dessert station at Golden Corral.

Is "not in the mood tonight because it's been raining a lot and I'm down" actually a thing?

Believe it or not I took a class on the effects of age on metabolism at Clackamas Community, and I've always got my eyes focused on the future

I generally add a month to my proposal date every time my love newton mentions cookie butter

The more and more I think about it the more convinced I get that I think a nice quick wedding in Vegas would be the best route to go. No family, no friends, just me and my shorty. $4,500 for a band? I can get a new four wheeler for that.

When you can convince your SO to stop talking about nutrition and make you a damn sandwich.

When you find out your female coworkers enjoy getting their hair braided

Does in appearance count?

No worries, I found my niche. Had no idea that that many women would be into the furry thing but its like shooting fish in a barrel. Been on a hot streak this past week while "working late"

My lady is my religion

I swear my love nubbin is just so darn adorable. You know how cute girls get when they start dropping hints that they want a ring? At first its all "N, that would be so cool to do at our wedding" whenever our friends get married and then they use the standard play of getting a tattoo of a ring...

so a week or so ago my gf bought a pair of african american female ventriloquist dummies and ever since has been holed up in the den with them with the door locked doing god knows what. Right now I just got a text saying "I'm ready, can't wait to show you what the three of us have been working...

So more and more I've been trying to figure out just how to pop "the question." I'm head over heels about my love newton, despite her quirks. I could deal without the constant singing of Pink songs in pig-latin when we're out in public, but that's not going to stop me from wanting to spend the...