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Disagree. A good parody is a strong indicator of severe mental illness and it should post constantly and nonsensically for about a day or so and then fade away into oblivion before returning a couple months later to repeat the same cycle.

Anyone else here create-a-player Kaepernick in NBA Live and the put him on the Warriors? I think if all of us do that, word will get out and we can start something big. Maybe email Trump Jr about it lol. How would he like that? Kaepernick playing with Steph? Kerr being the coach? I don't want to...

Anyone remember Kirk Rambis? Played for the Lakers in the 60s. He punched Bill Russell in the dick and lived to tell about it lol.... He's my dad so I'd know. ....Not really, but that would be cool. My dad works at Five Guys.

What if you could switch between penis/vagina non-invasively for like week? Would you try it out just to see what it felt like? I would. Especially just to see what balls would look like hanging off a vagina. It would be really cool to see and probably a big discovery for science types also.

Has anyone here had head lice on their body hair?

Hot take: Chelsea stealing Jorginho from City is a godsend for the competitiveness of the EPL this year.

I married my wife in 1967 and here's the weird thing: I thought I was out of her league, but I got uglier and she got much prettier lol. I was balding at a young age and I kinda let myself go on the belly front. Meanwhile, she became a big bicycler and whatnot. It was so cute. Anyway, that's why...

IIRC Joe Paterno was fired for something like this. And if you remember, he was a big time coach at the time. He could have had any NFL job he wanted when he got in trouble, so they take these things very seriously.

I've been in the evolutionary biology game for a while now. There's a new study out in the last week that says monkeys and humans probably fucked in the last 1000 years or so. I haven't figured out which kinda monkey yet because I can't read, but if we started out as fish (which most scientists...

You can't go wrong either way, but what the hell is the point? Right? Trump is president for a reason and none of us even try to do better. Have a fucking Sprite, bro. This isn't that hard. Fucking eat a coconut if it matters so much. Pussy isn't everything. Deers don't run into cars because...

Have you tested your babysitter? My kid is getting older by the day but I test his babysitters for various maladies every day. It doesn't matter how they seem. Be better than your family. Rise above it.

Dude. Come on. The NBA is stale. I suppose you want this in your obituary? That you love the NBA? No way. Steph Curry or Dell Curry or Tayshaun Prince will die the same death we all due. Painful or not. We can't be here for everybody. Nor can Kobe or Shaq. The only thing I ask is that you love...

Both things can be true at once. Not mutually exclusive. You can bang a dog (cocker spaniel or otherwise) and still love the shit out of your grandfather. If you allow a little bit of weirdness to ruin your perception of life then everyone is Bill Cosby or OJ Simpson. Be better than FOX or MSNBC...

Honestly who gives a fuck? Get over yourself.

I want to make one thing clear. I shot a guy today, but he earned it..... He was on a bicycle, but who wasn't? Why would it matter anyway? Death is what we make of it..... Aliens are here to stay because if global warming was fake then why would we have a fucking hurrricane in Ireland?

Talk about missing the point.... It's about Fritos and Red Bull. And do we actually need that stuff in our bodies? In a world where gluten is the devil? Of course not. But we're wired to crave it. Just like we crave religion even though our only true god is George Washington aka the one dollar...

Honest question: Why so many gas stations?

Warriors never should've let go of Harrison Barnes. He was on track to be their best player because he knew something Steph could never know about: POSTING UP AND SCORING. And Harrison Barnes SUCKS. Tells you something.

Hello good sirs, I appreciate your feedback on my messages. Really big of you to step up and call me a "parody" after I reach out to a long lost friend. It's always helpful to just show up and kick a guy in the ribs for no reason. It reminds me of the story of a young Austrian painter from back...

Hello friends, Hmmm. "Al DePorter" huh? Reminds me of what I said to my grandson when he told me he was marrying a guatemalan. Best wishes, ProudDeacon1948