Adele Dissected [WARNING: Music Theory Related]

[getsomeDEACinya]

oh shit....

 

[RaleighDeacon]

JackBurden edited the original pics.

Well now I want to know what picture it was. I missed it. (but thanks jack burden, I guess, if it really was a picture of rdtoy.)

 

[dartsndeacs]

JackBurden edited the original pics.

JackBurden's post to modify ratio is lacking. I did not know he existed.

 

[bojanglefunk]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Now that makes my "are y'all serious" post make far less sense.

Didn't realized the pic was edited.

Just confirms what I said about TAB on the chat thread then.

 

[buckets]

Well now I want to know what picture it was. I missed it. (but thanks jack burden, I guess, if it really was a picture of rdtoy.)

I believe it was a pic of your boo

 

[qcdeac]

I think she has a great voice but her music is not really appealing to me. I wouldn't turn it off if I heard it on the radio but someone also gave me a copy of "19" last year and I listened to it once and that was enough. I think she is beautiful. More interesting then NPR's dissection is the Daily Mail's investigative reporting that people think she made up the relationship most of her songs are supposed to be based on.

She's a fatty. I would 100% buy that story.


Feel the same way about her music. I listen to it when it's on the radio, but no desire to explore further. She was destined to sweep the Grammys when she announced her first performance in X months after career-threatening vocal surgery would be at The Grammys.

 

[RaleighDeacon]

I believe it was a pic of your boo

I figured was. I was just wondering which one. We had posted several on the boards but none that were unflattering in my opinion, and I'm sure that's what TAB was going for.

 

[getsomeDEACinya]

She's a fatty. I would 100% buy that story.


Feel the same way about her music. I listen to it when it's on the radio, but no desire to explore further. She was destined to sweep the Grammys when she announced her first performance in X months after career-threatening vocal surgery would be at The Grammys.

lol fat people could never find love.

 

[deacphan]

if they do theyre sure to lose it.

 

[HeavyPetter]

She definitely has a great voice, but it's like when The Weathergirls are singing "It's Raining Men," I'm not really buying it.

The Weathergirls

I mean, really? It's raining men on your fat asses? You must be at some sort of BBW fetish convention.

So when Adele tells a guy that he "could have had it alllllllllllllllllllll," my first thought is, "What? All 240 pounds? Who the hell would want that anyway?" the thought of Rolling in the Deep with Adele is a little disconcerting to say the least.

 

[marquee moon]

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http://www.indiansutras.com/spice-up/2010/lovemaking-positions-for-obese-couples-221110.html

 

[buckets]

Moon has such quick access to fat people info and pics

 

[RubbinsRacin]

Those are some weird sex freak positions. LOL fat people!

 

[dartsndeacs]

I figured was. I was just wondering which one. We had posted several on the boards but none that were unflattering in my opinion, and I'm sure that's what TAB was going for.

Close up, I think from across the table at a restaurant.

 

[marquee moon]

Moon has such quick access to fat people info and pics

Baldies too!

:thumbsup:

 

[bojanglefunk]

Close up, I think from across the table at a restaurant.

I am guessing its the one from page 33 of the reveal yourself thread.

 

[buckets]

Baldies too!

:thumbsup:

I have a list of bald heros, perhaps I will share it with you for your archives.

The list includes: Bruce Willis, Billy Zane, Zidane, Jason Statham, The Rock, Vin Diesel, Matt Hasselbeck... I could go on.

 

[HeavyPetter]

The dissection has been completed. The following items were found in Adele's stomach.

 

[qcdeac]

hate that a pos repped an earlier post of yours HP. Wished I had saved it for that one.

 

[bojanglefunk]

hate that a pos repped an earlier post of yours HP. Wished I had saved it for that one.

Don't worry, I got him.