HeavyPetter
Carnal Decadence
Always swing for the fences.
You never go grand slam to RBI triple.
There's got to a be a steroid analogy here somewhere...
\HBP = blue balls
HR in consecutive ABs = sloppy seconds
Pitching staff throwing to the same catcher = eskimo bros
Hitting the cycle = keeper
HBP should definitely be getting a VD.