• Welcome to OGBoards 10.0, keep in mind that we will be making LOTS of changes to smooth out the experience here and make it as close as possible functionally to the old software, but feel free to drop suggestions or requests in the Tech Support subforum!

Caht Thread Forever: ! Fool Punishes Body For No Apparent Reason ??? / !!!

Status
Not open for further replies.
My granddad remarried to a 30 year old Filipino chick. He was 75 at the time.
 
palmab03 said:
why is he called the pizza guy, I figured that was just a euphemism.
Click to expand...

because we went out for dinner and split a pizza. I think my post was in reference to having a good weekend and included something like "and I split a pizza with a boy and that was good, too."

Say Hey Deac said:
Wait, the Pizza Man has kids? Whaaaat?
Click to expand...

:willynilly:
 
lbE08 said:
elementary school. that doesn't phase me; i have friends my age with kids the same age.
Click to expand...

I knew it!

BarcaDeac said:
Mama leebs
Click to expand...

One step closer to having a legit reason to post on the parenting thread

bym051d said:
Does he have a 5 year plan?
Click to expand...

Don't die

El Chupacabra said:
I'm a big fan of younger woman doing it to older dudes, so I approve of this development.
Click to expand...

SAME

BarcaDeac said:
Damn. Gauntlet thrown at RTQ.
Click to expand...

She don't care! she's in a yurt, yurting it up and avoiding grizzlies

bmoneydeac said:
My granddad remarried to a 30 year old Filipino chick. He was 75 at the time.
Click to expand...

I like the hustle by Pop Pop
 
Behind 2 college chicks in the self-checkout line at Harry Teet watching them nervously buy a pregnancy test. Heyo!
 
Yeah, that's what I was thinking - one of them had hit it raw dog bumpy dash style and some bro orgasmed and spewed his seed deep into her womb, free and clear. Pretty cool of her to allow a dude to do that. It would be so weird to have another human orgasm inside your body. Ladies, thanks for letting us do that.
 
maybe she has one of those butt vaginas like where moonz posted the link where chicks get pregnant by doing the butt? no judging
 
Say Hey Deac said:
Yeah, that's what I was thinking - one of them had hit it raw dog bumpy dash style and some bro orgasmed and spewed his seed deep into her womb, free and clear. Pretty cool of her to allow a dude to do that. It would be so weird to have another human orgasm inside your body. Ladies, thanks for letting us do that.
Click to expand...

Tinder really changed the game
 
Brews, next time you hook up, after you finish, you should look into your woman's eyes and be like, "hey seriously, thanks for letting me have an orgasm inside your body. That was really cool that you were okay with that, given that I'm depositing a couple of tablespoons of my own bodily juices inside you. Very neat."
 
Say Hey Deac said:
Brews, next time you hook up, after you finish, you should look into your woman's eyes and be like, "hey seriously, thanks for letting me have an orgasm inside your body. That was really cool that you were okay with that, given that I'm depositing a couple of tablespoons of my own bodily juices inside you. Very neat."
Click to expand...

Say Hey's wedding vows.
 
Maybe Brasky is no longer the front runner to have a kid out of wedlock, mix a documented potent sperm with endurance athletes who can fuck like rabbits all night without getting tired and its a recipe for failed contraception.
 
Leebs is definitely most likely to get inadvertently knocked up now that she's shagging the Pizza Man.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top