mako1331
Son of Mako's Mom
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Lol. We did two nights in Myrtle with the kids this spring. They were not impressed.
How old are your kids? Obviously old enough to develop decent taste.
Lol. We did two nights in Myrtle with the kids this spring. They were not impressed.
How old are your kids? Obviously old enough to develop decent taste.
Yeah. I have a 4 year old and an 18 month old. They’re dumb as hell. They live for this place
Her family has a place at the Tighlman so we rolled here for four free days. Doing some real touristy stuff. Just ate at Paula Deans and almost instantaneously had explosive shits. Lotta grease and butter that my system obviously ain’t used to.
olive garden and medieval times, duh
olive garden and medieval times, duh
Been there, done that. It was awesome. Used a coupon and saved $14! I spent all of it on extra paper crown hats.
Took the 2 year old to the toddler fights afterward. He's huge, but I kept him in the 2 year old bracket because he doesn't turn 3 until November. He crushed absolute face in the first two matchups. Damn near ripped a kid's arm off in the second match. I never get tired of seeing him with his blood up.
It wasn't until match #3 that I considered that someone else might be sandbagging by loadin' their kid up on Mt. Dew and Hershey bars on the regular. I had spent too much time collecting bets for the third match, so I didn't see how my boy had got wore down from the earlier back-to-backs. He's usually good for three fights, but neither of us were ready for the next monster; kid should have been in kindergarten by the size of him. He was huge. Obviously tweaking out on ADHD meds. I cain't lie, I was shook. By the time mine climbed into the pit, I started to realize how much money I had riding on this one. Things weren't lookin' good.
Thank god for the Myrtle Beach five-O. They must have caught wind of the on-the-sly Medieval Times after-party and came to shake down some of the parents. I snapped up the little one and made it out of there before they started busting heads.
what are the good restaurants?