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A trained monkey could throw feces at your students to get their attention.
speaking of monkeys and posting styles...
A trained monkey could throw feces at your students to get their attention.
Too bad we can't say the same about your posting.
Boom, killshot. Go wash that cheese out of your beard, champ, I mean, "chump."
How do you know I have a beard? Creepy, man.
Also, Palma in the afternoon.
I also haven’t heard it played yet this year.
thinking about doing a police ride along. seems like it might be interesting
Will Ferrell used to be funny
people forget that
Very cool. We need people like that. My uncle--math major, doctor, smartest person I know--is Catholic.
General question: how many hours of actual work do you think you do in a week and, of that work, what percentage could be done by a well-trained monkey?
I would estimate 20-25 hours a week, with probably 25% being outsource-able to monkeys.
What is your daily/weekly/monthly record?
Corporate associate.
Month: 324 (no padding)
Week: 89 (included three back-to-back all nighters, was honestly concerned my heart would stop/I may die)
Day: 23 (would have been 24 but I ate food at some point)
NYC V5, M&A midlevel
Month: 402
Week: 105
Day: 23
I did 460 in a month at trial a few months ago. It honestly wasn’t that terrible once the numbness set in. 8 to midnight every single day—a couple of all-nighters offset a few 12 hour-days.
Then I billed 75 hours last week in the office and nearly died. It’s a totally different experience.
Second Year Corporate Associate:
Worst month: 240
Worst week: 85
Worst day: 20
Latham (from what I can remember):
Month: 280ish
Week: 100
Day: 21
In-house:
Month: Lol really hard to say. Probably like 170
Week: Probably 50
Day: 10
At a corporate/IP boutique now - my wost weeks/months/days were at a midlaw firm:
Month: 350ish (can't remember the actual number, but it was somewhere in there)
Week: 147
Day: 22.3 (I literally fell asleep on my keyboard on days 2 and 3 of a 3 day all-nighter, otherwise these would have been 24x2)
I was legitimately concerned that I would die after each of these. Maybe I'm just not as tough as others, but I don't get how anyone can work at that type of pace for more than 1-2 years.
thinking about doing a police ride along. seems like it might be interesting
sweet sweet self important lawyers
sweet sweet self important lawyers