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Costa Concordia (Cruise Ship) Sinks

Reports now say that the Captain was essientially buzzing the tower to impress some hot chick he had in the wheelhouse and as a "salute" to the head waiter whos family was from there. Niiiiiiiiice.
 
RubbinsRacin said:
Reports now say that the Captain was essientially buzzing the tower to impress some hot chick he had in the wheelhouse and as a "salute" to the head waiter whos family was from there. Niiiiiiiiice.
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Why would catastrophically destroying something impress her?
 
Watching CNN... New claim (from a chef) that Capt. ordered dinner w/ the woman at 10:30, after the boat had hit the rock & waited for the woman's dessert to be served.
 
RubbinsRacin said:
Reports now say that the Captain was essientially buzzing the tower to impress some hot chick he had in the wheelhouse and as a "salute" to the head waiter whos family was from there. Niiiiiiiiice.
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Heard that too. Everything comports with the generally consensus that the Captain was acting like a "Ferrari driver" and was just showing off.
 
Caturday said:
Let's be honest here...the elderly and infants should be last off the board. THe elderly are going to die soon and have no productive years ahead of them. It costs hundreds of thousands if not millions to raise and educate a child. That child may die, be incompetent or become incarcerated during his lifetime. Too much risk. That guy's violin is probably worth more than the children he saved.

Save the single white men (sorry other races) first. They have the greatest earning power and highest productivity. Then save the single white females. These groups have proven they can stay out of trouble and survive.

The ideal person to save is a white man, who has a family that isn't on the boat. The tragedy won't affect his productivity going forward. Same with white women. Those are the highest earners.
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You must spread some reputation around
 
vtwhat etc said:
Watching CNN... New claim (from a chef) that Capt. ordered dinner w/ the woman at 10:30, after the boat had hit the rock & waited for the woman's dessert to be served.
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When she wants dessert, you don't tell her no:

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I would risk wrecking a ship to get in her pants too.
 
RubbinsRacin said:
You can just tell by that picture that her beaver ain't as pretty as her face though.
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That slut clearly gives up the deuce hole willy-nilly. Who the fuck cares about the beaver with that information at hand?


The captain was right, run the ship ashore tonight.
 
She actually does look familiar, like I'm 90% sure I've cranked it to her on a pron site before. Is she a Shipwrecker though? Hell to da naw! If you the damn Cap'n you can do waaaay better than that piece. As Bubba would say, you got yo ship dancers, ship bartenders, ship waitresses, ship lifeguards, ship maids, ship local bitches at every port o'call, ship paying customers, ship paying customers daughters, ship paying customers wives. Sheeeeeet. She would be a hot piece for a night or two, but she aint no Shipwrecker!
 
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