If you could be anyone alive today-who would it be?

[Strickland33]

Athlete probably Sam Bradford. Whole career in front of you as a superstar, already made tons of dough.

He got it half right

 

[dartsndeacs]

Anthony Bourdain is my answer too. Dude lives the LIFE

Whelp

 

[dartsndeacs]

Jtimber, James Franco, Bourdain, or MCuban

Cookout got him, a sexual predator, and a guy who runs an organization full of sexual predators. Nice

 

[PhDeac]

Slavoj Zizek.

All the yay a mortal human could want, a supermodel girlfriend, a brilliant mind for psychoanalysis and philosophy, a shitload of money, the balls to not give a fuck what anyone says, and a badass beard.

kory has been in grad school in Pittsburgh a long time.

 

[warak]

Cristiano Ronaldo Would be a top pick for me

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Mako

 

[TimmyClutch]

Prince Achileas of Greece and Denmark. European royalty without any actual responsibility, family wealth, gets to go to all the major events around the world, current US college student.

 

[BarcaDeac]

Ouch, rj

any woman

 

[ImTheCaptain]

Nah

12 year callback

 

[DownEastDeac]

Reminds me of an old joke from my junior high days :
Guy finds a magic lamp, rubs, it and Genie offers 3 wishes:
"I want to be white, outa' sight and in the groove".
Poof!!! "you're a tampon"