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Men who have cheated

One more Mr. Monkey Wrench for the morning folks. So, one night while he was working as a waiter and ruining engagements, he finished up his shift. He had a few pops at the bar and then drove to the gas station down the street from the restaurant to grab a pack of smokes. American spirits of course. So, on the way out he is propositioned by not one, but two hookers. I am not talking high class escorts, ex strippers, or college drop outs looking to rebound, I am talking ATL street walking hos. Turns out, it was a mom and daughter team. Not one to pass on such a golden opportunity, Mr Monkey Wrench ask for a quote. The mom wants rock, the daughter weed. Seemed fair enough, so after a few stops he was headed back home with the happy family. The mom insists on going first since she was straight nasty and knew he would rather plow the daughter twice than take a shot at each. So, he finishes up with mom and calls for daughter. Meanwhile, mom goes for a glass of water and accidentally walks into the wrong room. The room of one of his roommates (and a lurker/poster on these boards) who was fond of sleeping with a loaded gat under his pillow.

Next morning hearing the story from Mr Monkey was funny, but hearing that mom came within five seconds of getting blasted was the icing on the cake.

Like sands through the hourglass...
 
ChrisPaul3 said:
My dad was hooking up with this married chick for about 6 months, but he defended it the whole time because the woman claimed her husband had done something awful, though never actually said what it was.

So one night, my siblings and I went over to pop's place for dinner and she was there, and since we were a few four lokos deep, everyone was opening up. She gets the floor and starts telling us what happened with her husband. It was a longer story than this, but basically, she came home from work early one day and heard moaning in the bedroom, walked in and saw her husband balls deep in what looked like some random ho. She screamed and both of them jumped out of the bed. That's where things got interesting. When she looked up at the naked woman standing in front of her, she saw flowing blonde hair and lipstick smeared from lovemaking, but when she took a look downstairs, she saw a full set of male genitalia flopping around like it was the star of the show.

So we were all blown away by this story obviously. Didn't see it coming at all. And then after 30 seconds or so of silence, she blurts out angrily, "I went through 4 rounds of surgery just so he wouldn't have to deal with a set of balls getting in the way anymore, and what do I find him humping? Balls!". Needless to say my Dad had a lot of egg on his face after that one lol.
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The beauty of this was not in the story, but in the telling. It starts out with a great teaser and then I was hooked and couldn't stop reading.
 
PhillyDeac said:
He really sleeps with a loaded gun under his pillow?
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atl is obviously a city in decline.

I sent CP3 some rep yesterday afternoon for that post, but not before Googling "went through 4 rounds of surgery just so he wouldn't have to deal with a set" to make sure it wasn't a plagiarized story. It was that good.

People jumping off the Harv bandwagon after 1 subpar post is nuts Keystone.
 
I don't even think Harv's post was that subpar. I like it better when there is a mix of short/just replying/checking in posts and then the massive awesome stories. The short posts make him seem more like a normal poster. That's part of the reason why CP3 has flown under the radar for so long. Most of his posts were short and sweet.
 
CP3 is certainly finding his stride - the new post on the hookup mishap thread is quite impressive - but Harv's back story is what pushes him over the top.
 
PhillyDeac said:
He really sleeps with a loaded gun under his pillow?
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Is that really so unusual?

And DSD, I don't think she was looking for a glass of water. You probably didn't see her, but a crack ho opening closed doors and entering dark rooms in a strange house at 3am is looking for shit to steal, not something to quench her thirst. She probably had a closer call than she realized that night.
 
Slopes said:
Is that really so unusual?

And DSD, I don't think she was looking for a glass of water. You probably didn't see her, but a crack ho opening closed doors and entering dark rooms in a strange house at 3am is looking for shit to steal, not something to quench her thirst. She probably had a closer call than she realized that night.
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Just giving her the benefit of the doubt, but you are correct.
 
Maybe she was just looking for a place to smoke her rock while her daughter was taking care of business.
 
i just reread the cp3 post here, and a year and a half later it kills me.
 
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