AnonymousDeac
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ive been dating my girl for 6 years. not married. better watch nonny around her.
I hear she's alone in DC this weekend.
ive been dating my girl for 6 years. not married. better watch nonny around her.
My dad was hooking up with this married chick for about 6 months, but he defended it the whole time because the woman claimed her husband had done something awful, though never actually said what it was.
So one night, my siblings and I went over to pop's place for dinner and she was there, and since we were a few four lokos deep, everyone was opening up. She gets the floor and starts telling us what happened with her husband. It was a longer story than this, but basically, she came home from work early one day and heard moaning in the bedroom, walked in and saw her husband balls deep in what looked like some random ho. She screamed and both of them jumped out of the bed. That's where things got interesting. When she looked up at the naked woman standing in front of her, she saw flowing blonde hair and lipstick smeared from lovemaking, but when she took a look downstairs, she saw a full set of male genitalia flopping around like it was the star of the show.
So we were all blown away by this story obviously. Didn't see it coming at all. And then after 30 seconds or so of silence, she blurts out angrily, "I went through 4 rounds of surgery just so he wouldn't have to deal with a set of balls getting in the way anymore, and what do I find him humping? Balls!". Needless to say my Dad had a lot of egg on his face after that one lol.
He really sleeps with a loaded gun under his pillow?
ive been dating my girl for 6 years. not married. better watch nonny around her.
I hear she's alone in DC this weekend.
Chamblee at the time. And yes, he likes his guns (or did at the time).
He really sleeps with a loaded gun under his pillow?
He really sleeps with a loaded gun under his pillow?
Is that really so unusual?
And DSD, I don't think she was looking for a glass of water. You probably didn't see her, but a crack ho opening closed doors and entering dark rooms in a strange house at 3am is looking for shit to steal, not something to quench her thirst. She probably had a closer call than she realized that night.
Never have and don't expect to ever. If things aren't working out, just end the relationship.