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On An Airplane Next To A Fat Guy

Thoughts on people carrying on long conversations or being on conference calls while boarding?

Homie with ringtone turned to 11 just yammering behind me. I feel like you can generally tell when someone legit HAS to take a call and it’s <5% of the time.
 
I know I’m not a little guy but I had a huge dude next to me just now. I could feel his body heat just making me roast. Dude had those rjkarl shoulders so we touched virtually the whole flight. Hope he doesn’t have coronavirus.
 
I just landed on a flight to Illinois. Had a row and a table all to myself on the company jet. Adjusted the upper and lower lumbar support, reclined and shifted the angle of the chair so I could put my feet up on the bench. Y’all should just do that from now on rather than going commercial. It’s better.
 
wfudkn said:
I just landed on a flight to Illinois. Had a row and a table all to myself on the company jet. Adjusted the upper and lower lumbar support, reclined and shifted the angle of the chair so I could put my feet up on the bench. Y’all should just do that from now on rather than going commercial. It’s better.
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oh man never thought of flying private thanks for the heads up imma get on that
 
wfudkn said:
I just landed on a flight to Illinois. Had a row and a table all to myself on the company jet. Adjusted the upper and lower lumbar support, reclined and shifted the angle of the chair so I could put my feet up on the bench. Y’all should just do that from now on rather than going commercial. It’s better.
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I need to talk more of my clients into flying me private. Today I had a non-bulkhead, aisle first class seat on Delta from ATL to LGA. Not a terrible way to fly.
 
wfudkn said:
I just landed on a flight to Illinois. Had a row and a table all to myself on the company jet. Adjusted the upper and lower lumbar support, reclined and shifted the angle of the chair so I could put my feet up on the bench. Y’all should just do that from now on rather than going commercial. It’s better.
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I was completely envious of this post, until I reread the first sentence.
 
bmoneydeac said:
Thoughts on people carrying on long conversations or being on conference calls while boarding?

Homie with ringtone turned to 11 just yammering behind me. I feel like you can generally tell when someone legit HAS to take a call and it’s <5% of the time.
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Talking on the phone while boarding is a dick move but I do it anyways. Me making money takes priority of people being slightly annoyed.
 
WFcatamount22 said:
Talking on the phone while boarding is a dick move but I do it anyways. Me making money takes priority of people being slightly annoyed.
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Talking on the phone before you’re not going to be able to talk on the phone for a few hours isn’t a dick move at all if you’re not dickish about it.
 
bmoneydeac said:
Thoughts on people carrying on long conversations or being on conference calls while boarding?

Homie with ringtone turned to 11 just yammering behind me. I feel like you can generally tell when someone legit HAS to take a call and it’s <5% of the time.
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I’m 6’2” with long legs and hate phone talkers way worse than recliners.
 
talking on the phone while boarding is always a dick move. like talking on the phone while checking out at the grocery store or something.
 
WFcatamount22 said:
Talking on the phone while boarding is a dick move but I do it anyways. Me making money takes priority of people being slightly annoyed.
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Reminds me of a guy once talking way too loud who uttered this magical phrase: “Time is money and you are costing me both, BRO!”

Dude didn’t even have status smh
 
The car seat reclining analogy is mind-boggling bad. Anyone who purposefully keeps their car seat at the same level of recline as a standard (non-reclined) airplane seat is a moron/psycho.
 
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