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"Terrible" Things You've Done

What wrestlers were being used during this? Like every time you hear shattered glass you get a little excited.
 
dot com said:
I totally hooked up in the pews late one night.
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Yeah man...ugh.

I had a super messy breakup in undergrad. Ended up that my best buddy at the time had a 5 year affianced relationship with a girl, who was besties with my gf at the time. So, gf and I break up, things are said between her and I, and I start fucking her friends and acquaintances from the bottom of a six month booze-fueled bender. Just all the angst and bullshit that comes with being young. I'm literally crushing whales just on the off chance that it gets back to my ex to somehow hurt her feelings.

Well, during the heat of it, my best buddy at the time tries to get all high on his horse that his life isn't going to shit and it happened to me because I'm a piece of shit. I had heretofore refrained from making a pass at bestie's fiancee. For some reason, his words that night broke down the wall - that night I made out with her in a hotel hallway. The next afternoon, I had her bent over some kind of friends-meeting altar at Guilford College just railing her. They broke up at some point.

I'm fairly certain I could fill this thread with the contents of those six months.
 
Also, get back to me after I win the lottery this weekend.
 
My friend lived next to a golf course when we were kids. We'd sneak onto an area next to a fairway that was not visible from the tee. If someone hit a perfect drive, we'd take turns running out and grabbing it and then hide and watch these dudes come search for their balls looking dumbfounded that their ball was not dead center of the fairway.
 
In high school we used to light up middle school trick or treaters with high powered paintball guns (the rifle sized ones with CO2 bottles as the stock). We'd patrol around in the back of a pickup truck with ski masks and K/C lights. Of course the older generation did the same stuff to us. Local tradition until the jihadis made ski-masks and violence uncool.
 
lbE08 said:
Damn, ELC. You're still able to laugh at that? I'm cringing just reading it.
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Yeah, it was pretty shitty. I think in retrospect my perception at the time was that he was faking it. That impression didn't remain though. Maybe he was, maybe he wasn't. I laugh at the utter shittiness of it, but simultaneously cringe if it makes you feel better.

Not as shitty as porking a BF's fiancee though. Ouch. Guess they weren't meant to be.
 
When I was in 6th or 7th grade, a friend of mine told me on the gold course that he had stolen a videotape from our other friend's house and he wanted to show it to me. We went back to his house, put it in the VCR and up pops the title "Rierson's In the Mood" (last name changed to protect the innocent). What followed was a badly edited porn with my friend's pretty hot mom and his dad, with legit bomchicka bomp wow pron music in the background, split screen editing etc. First scene is her oiling up and and then a good forty minutes of banging in different positions. We freaked out and bashed the tape and buried it in the backyard. We never told our friend (which I think was the nice thing to do), so I am not sure if this counts as a terrible thing that I did, but seemed in line with some of the stories being told.
 
Brangus said:
In high school we used to light up middle school trick or treaters with high powered paintball guns (the rifle sized ones with CO2 bottles as the stock). We'd patrol around in the back of a pickup truck with ski masks and K/C lights. Of course the older generation did the same stuff to us. Local tradition until the jihadis made ski-masks and violence uncool.
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Kids would be labeled as domestic terrorists and taken away from their homes if caught doing this today
 
also, shooting people with paintballs without face protection is an awful idea
 
I keep going back and forth between "some terrible people post here" and "this is my favorite thread."
 
ImTheCaptain said:
also, shooting people with paintballs without face protection is an awful idea
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Some drunk/high kid outside of Collins begged my friend to shoot him in the back with a high powered paintball gun. He took his shirt off first, and my friend was probably 8 feet away. The wound bled like crazy and looked like an actual gunshot. Kid thought my friend was the man though.
 
yeah, i remember taking a few round point blank ( <3') in the chest with just a t shirt for armor during a couple games.

awful
 
lbE08 said:
I keep going back and forth between "some terrible people post here" and "this is my favorite thread."
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My experiences have helped me understand that people can be in pretty rough situations and make bad decisions temporarily. Then there are other people who hadn't yet developed a moral compass, and did some of the #youthful things in this thread.

So, basically, almost everyone can "be better."
 
Louis Gossett Jr said:
What wrestlers were being used during this? Like every time you hear shattered glass you get a little excited.
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Oh he was a big Stone Cold fan. Probably Stone Cold vs Taker. Didn't take much to get me excited that day though
 
A few more, not nearly as bad.

1 - made a bet with a friend that if Wake beat Ga Tech in the 2006(?) ACC tournament in hoops, that I'd go back to my high school, get butt naked, take a dump on the 50 yard line of football field and do a lap around our track. Wake inevitably came back with a heroic effort from none other than Harvey Hale Yeah ! and I carried out the bet.

2- On the paintball theme, me and some buddies had some sweet p ball guns and would do the standard shit around town. Don't want to name the establishment but for like 4 straight months we would peg one business and paint that shit from top to bottom. We were so strategic and got by with it until they had multiple cops a night in the parking lot. Fun though... Same type of shit, we would take peoples garbage and recycling bins and one person would be hanging out the window holding it and the other driving and we'd take peoples bins like miles away from their houses.

3- Thought it'd be funny to bust a crosstown HS party that me and some friends wren't at. We were all liquored up and wanted to pretend to be ALE even though the kids at the party were all around our age. me and my dude walk up the the front door with a notebook, both wearing hats and looking pretty official...After knocking there was the standard silence for a solid 5 minutes. We refused to leave and eventually a kid came out. We said "ALE, we'd just like to come in and ask a few questions"... All of the sudden, about 50 kids start sprinting out of the house through multiple doors. A couple ended up injured jumping fences and what not. We said " Our work here's done", got in the car and drove away busting out laughing.
 
I was a really highly rated basketball recruit in high school. There was a school in my hometown that was recruiting me really hard, but they sucked. My best friend's Dad coached there and he was going to play there himself, so I used their facilities to work out and used their connections to meet some NBA players and get some free stuff and what not. And I sort of leaked to people around the program that I was interested in going there but really had no intention of doing that and ultimately decided to go to the one school that everyone at my hometown school hates. Oh well - won our conference tourney and now I'm off to the NBA so no harm no foul (pun intended)!
 
I bought and drove some beat up truck as my first car in HS. The wind shield wiper valve on the drivers side was broken and wouldn't stay upright so that it could spray the windshield, kind of wiggled around and scattershot. So my buddy and I decided to lodge something next to it so that it pointed sideways. We would use it when passing joggers, bikers or sitting at stoplights next to people with open car windows
 
I egged a neighbor's house when I was about 11. I feel terrible about that now as they didn't do anything to deserve it.
 
SC DEAC said:
I egged a neighbor's house when I was about 11. I feel terrible about that now as they didn't do anything to deserve it.
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I gummy beared/jolly ranchered houses. Pretty sure that breaks windows and such
 
Had a buddy who was a part-time security guard at WFU. He'd use his access key to get a couple of us on the roof of Tribble with our lounge chairs, beer and binocs. We saw a lot of Wake chicks nekkid, including mid-70's legends Cat Hobson and India Early.
 
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