Its been a tough week here in CH. When someone is murdered, where you parked your car for 2 years each day, a mile or two from where you live, and its senseless (as murder is), it just makes the skin thin to morons.
The "morons" you insist on referring to are just people who are posting on this thread which had no hope to be taken seriously in the first place based on the fucking stupid title and opening poster. So there alone you set your expectations too high.
Second, move the fuck out of the sticks and check out a real city. "OOOoooooh, a homicide down the street. Save us, Jesus!!!" To use a worn out cliche, lighten up, Francis. It's a message board and a snarky one at that.