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Happy Turkey Day you fucking idiot bible thumpers. Poor wittle jesus, getting offended by the word goddammit, what a sensitive omnipotent being.

Oh hai Emma Stone. Don't try to convince me that this isn't you.

Facepalm Pretty sure the Bible also says that you shouldn't fuck over other people. Backslider. I bet he only goes to church on Easter, or after a particularly nasty night of hooking up with fat chicks on Tinder.

Wait, wait. You left a well paying job at another church to "seed" a new church? Don't we already have enough around the US? For fuck's sake, why not do something useful with your free time? I get it. Jebus probably spoke to you in a dream or something. But this just seems like a fools errand...

There must have been a homosexual that needed smiting in that group of cars. Scorched earth, baby!

You'd think Jesus would have intervened here on Easter Sunday. I wonder where he was.

Congratulations on your shitty, last generation device and for not being able to figure out how to get a better keyboard or set up your group messages correctly on your Droid.

oh.my.fucking.god. She deserves better than the hot chicks thread, sorry.

This guy?

Why don't you go back to school for a few more years? I'm sure daddy wouldn't mind and would cut you a big fat check. You might even be able to stretch it out until SS goes down the tubes.

If you look up whiny little bitch on Urban Dictionary, DeacCav06 is the #1 result. No kidding, I thought it was weird myself.

I think that the National Rifle Association is far too powerful to take on, so most people choose Doom, The Basketball Diaries or yours truly.

Columbine: Whose Fault Is It? by Marilyn Manson http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/columbine-whose-fault-is-it-19990624 It is sad to think that the first few people on earth needed no books, movies, games or music to inspire cold-blooded murder. The day that Cain bashed his brother Abel's...