EatLeadCommie
Tommy Elrod
haha yep. I had a Deacon for mine and the piece I was served was a fondant fist and I was like uhh can I get some real cake? and I just got little slivers as that was all they had.
Good call I forgot about this. Wife got me a groom's cake with flavors that pretty much only I would like (chocolate cake with like raspberry jelly filling) but I got basically none. Same story with the wedding cake, we had an incredible cake with like three different flavor layers but wife and I got barely any. And the leftovers were killed quickly the next day by all the little kid cousins before anyone could save some for us. Little fuckers.
Oh yeah we got barely anything to eat either, too busy. Pro tip for folks getting married: take time to eat and enjoy the food you spent so much effort picking out.
Yep and yep. Your best man will want to be helpful, so assign him to get you a plate of everything.