The Pit's First Pet Peeve Thread

[Strickland33]

The tags in general are just disgusting and always have been.

If posters want to be disgusting assholes, then they have every right to be with their handles attached to it. Just like rep. There are still plenty of people who send awful rep, but they can't do it anonymously anymore.

It's hard to have any sort of informal social control when tags are anonymous.

ETA: District, I'm okay with not being "manly" enough if it involves condoning that filth.

 

[deacdiggler]

counterpoint: if RJ wasn't such a drama queen the tags would be nicer

 

[WFcatamount22]

I agree, you have the right to tag what you want, but you should own it.

 

[mako1331]

You both should be more manly.

I sat on my balls this morning and there's not even any humidity. I'm hella manly, bro.

 

[Deacon923]

Also, my father in law fed the baby a candy bar. At 630. And then just put her in my car and walked away. She’s currently rattling the bars of her crib like an inmate during a prison riot. Thanks dad.

Sounds like your FIL is living his best life.

 

[deaconson]

This is a big one. Fortune cookies that have proverbs as their message instead of a fortune. Bro I’m not looking for words of wisdom, tell me what awesome thing is about to happen to me in bed. That’s what I’m here for.

FIFY

 

[lokisapocalypse]

Can we go back to complaining about my wife?

I've got no complaints about your wife.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

what kind of tags would Mako's wife use

 

[mako1331]

Let me be the first to say, I wanna marry the last two posts.

 

[deacdiggler]

counterpoint: if RJ wasn't such a drama queen the tags would be nicer

see the 4 star recruit thread for a perfect example of rj showing his ass and the entire crowd turning on him

 

[Biff Tannen]

I wish he would keep his ugly goldbricking ass out of my beach community.

 

[mako1331]

I wish he would keep his ugly goldbricking ass out of my beach community.

Fuckin facist!

 

[bmoneydeac]

When someone on twitter tweets at the thread unroller app for a thread that has like 3 tweets.

 

[2&2 Slider To Leyritz]

When the person at the counter needs a name for my food order when I'm the only one in the place. Because clearly you need to differentiate me from the 0s of other people standing right in front of you ordering the peanut butter and jelly smoothie.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

the inability to deviate from the corporate script is probably super annoying for both parties, there

 

[PhDeac]

When someone on twitter tweets at the thread unroller app for a thread that has like 3 tweets.

Seems like twitter addressed the problem that feature was supposed to solve.

 

[dartsndeacs]

My wife hates the pillow I sleep on. She has accidentally grabbed it in her sleep and thrown it back at me more than once.







But it's the best one of the four for putting under her ass when I'm plowin' it.

I fee like this post deserves more love

 

[NFDeac]

I fee like this post deserves more love

Yep. :golfclap: Well done, roland! :rock:

 

[CantStandYa]

When the person at the counter needs a name for my food order when I'm the only one in the place. Because clearly you need to differentiate me from the 0s of other people standing right in front of you ordering the peanut butter and jelly smoothie.

the inability to deviate from the corporate script is probably super annoying for both parties, there

Reminds me of the places that "card everybody", which are usually in airports, resorts, or other high traffic areas. WTF is the point of carding the 85 year-old bittie who just wants her G&T?

 

[thatguy2016]

people with offices who insist on having conference calls on speaker with the door open

breathtaking lack of self-awareness