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Relax. They’re personal friends. And I’m personal friends with both. Not saying I arranged this but just saying.

I’m only human. I can’t parody this level of self-absorbed bulls$it.

I’ve been telling you guys we’re coming, hide your keys for 20 years. Who’s laughing now, douche bags?

It really is predictable. Those celebrating if and how we salvage a nothing bowl game are the same lousy alums doing nothing year after year to invest in our basketball program and our home court disaster. Next week while you’re busy hiding your keys I’ll be teeing it up with Greg McGarity...

I met a lot of folks at that tailgate. What a great time. The highlight was meeting RJKarl. I’ll look for the picture.

The past has determined the winners from the losers. And I’ll put my track record up against anyone on the planet. I’ve accurately named the appropriate Wake head coach for nearly 20 years. You know my selections well. John Pelphrey. Pat Kelsey. Steve Wojciechowski. Max Floyd. Wes...

This dude is the anti-mikeness

He’s amazing. Who’s better, he or Miggy?

Dipshits. As if we needed even more evidence that nobody is attending Wake home games in harms way. Wake enforces a policy on their private property that prohibits ticket sales of any kind. Heck, they'll even stop you from giving tix away. Ron is living in his own fantasy world and you fools...

These times are a far cry from what I fondly call the Dodge Neon years. I used to be charmingly self-deprecating instead of insufferable.

It's true. I hacked Donald Ross' password. I hope you were entertained. I'll try to swing by again sometime in 2016 to grace you with my presence.

Yes. New 10 year contract. It was my idea.

I spoke to my old friend Ricky Stokes earlier today. He's likely to give VT another chance, provided that Steve Wojciechowski passes on this job and remains focused on the WFU opening. Should Ricky and Whit not be able to agree to $$$, Whit will move on to Pat Kelsey.

I get the impression you fools think that Wake winning last week was coincidence. And that Wojo running (and winning) that press conference was coincidence. Hardly. I put this chain of events into motion long ago. Well, me and the janitor at Cameron.

There will be plenty available. "Scalpers" have not yet given up on things. If you find yourself in a pinch look me up. I'll be wearing shorts. Unless its really cold.

Andrew Wiggins isn't walking through that door.

Can somebody mock up an invoice we could all start sending in that cites "lack of historical competitiveness" as justification for full refund?

It's officially unofficial. Hide your camera phone. Hide your blog. Hide your tweets. My sources confirm that this alleged billboard will not see the light of day. Mark it down. Ron and his team are not going to be embarrassed over $5,000. Not in Winston-Salem. Not by a Red Sox fan. The good...

The outrage will come across much more credibly if you can save it for transfers other than these two guys. Of all the reasons to attack JB I'm baffled as to why this gets any play at all.

I'll go ahead and take the last word on this one. The best places in no particular order: Milners Willows Ryans Bernardins Spring House Mozelle's None are as good as my top 10 in Greensboro, however.