HailToTheDeacons
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Those condoms were about like wearing a water balloon. Helpful though if you weren't too intoxicated/hadn't rubbed one out in a while though..
the worst thing about them was the way they squeaked.
The free condoms in the early 90s were the brand called "LifeStyles." They were not available in bowls; rather you picked them out a box that held 144 (gross).Keeper loves him some trolling. I'll say this for him though, he's committed to the bit.
Still trying to figure out Keeper's endgame.
Still trying to figure out Keeper's endgame.
Figures... three years after I'm outa there. They only had cough syrup when I went there.
How about the condoms...are they for seniors only also?
keeper said:At the game do you have to be on track for graduation for the free alcohol or can you be close to it? How about those who don't graduate and have to come back next fall? Do they get free alcohol twice?
LifeStyles must be the condom of choice for free giveaways. My first day of class freshman year my small honors group did a scavenger hunt and that was one of the things we had to get. Was nice to know that my honors program supported safe sex (I guess?)
They DEFINITELY didn't want you guys procreating. Not-so-subtle hint.
Yes I know Coach Gaudio.
You were asked by an instructor to find condoms? You are kidding I assume.
You were asked by an instructor to find condoms? You are kidding I assume.
We had a 3:30 pm kickoff in 03 so that worked out well. Got up at 8 am, met in the dorms and we all took at shot for breakfast *shudder* and then got out there by 9 and had six solid hours to finish. Took my last drink as we were walking in. Don't really remember the game as we all basically passed out in the stands....but then woke up and rallied for the night. It's a pretty stupid tradition looking back, but it was certainly fun at the time.