Recent content by UnCutDeac

Well, well, well. Lookee here. It's the same closeted, sexually repressed elephant line of haters coming out to play! The usual virgin suspects! Have any of you ever actually put the puritanical dwarven nubs you call hands around the warm, luxurious, silken folds of an uncut deac? I seriously...

I once had a 3-way with PHDeac and Bryant Gumbel.

You are putting it in the wrong hole.

10. Mish 9. Cowgirl 8. Scissors 7. Spoons 6. Wheelbarrow 5. Piledriver 4. Bow and Arrow 3. Doggie 2. Reverse-Cowgirl 1. PIITB

Colombia is a MUST. Cheap Yang, EPIC gloryholes and not a snipped wang in sight.

Anything that isn't rocking the anteater look is severely overrated.

Never have I ever been circumcised.

It makes it look bigger, that's for sure. Lets you see every bump, vein and wrinkle. Good stuff.

No, but I have a BEAUTIFUL still of Riley's Skinner. PM me and I will email you directly.

For years, I have been charitably giving your wives and girlfriends the length and girth that you guys can't provide. I don't claim it on my returns though. Can't really place a value on that kind of happiness.

NO NO NO NO. Unless you have a tiny, asian peen STAY AWAY. I also was excited for this new toy, but I almost lost an inch of foreskin in that thing. DANGEROUS.

Its been proven over time that the only true, impartial baseline to judge a man is by the length of his foreskin. Not surprisingly, RJ fails miserably under this and all other metrics of judging men.

I occasionally go spear-fishing for doo-doo sharks. It is a rewarding pastime.

He who discriminates, masturbates.

His picture alone made me go from 6 to 12!